There's a case in Rhode Island of two lesbians who got "married" in Mass and are now asking the RI courts to divorce them.The RI courts are refusing to do so because,in RI,they're not even considered to be married.And the lesbians have gone ballistic...crying homophobia,etc.
Or, this situation MIGHT allow for the employment of an otherwise unemployable gang-banger as 'referee', as in:
''Whachu two dumbiches talkin' 'bout hyah? Get outta mah face.''
Or, perhaps, we taxpayers should subsidise these two for the rest of their lives, due to their emotional damage.
Not advocating a position, but I'm reasonably sure that a couple of .22 cartridges are cheaper than any of the above.
Just musing, here.