Time to call a spade a spade.....
oooh, that's racist. Off with your head...
Time to call a spade a spade.....
Sorry that would be a straight bladed, square edged,
shoulder operated,foot powered, earth removal and repositioning impliment.
Warning proper eye, hand, and foot protection must be worn
when using, operator must be fully trained and safety
procedures explained ie; no sword play, no golf swings,
no prying as flying particles may be displaced. No riding!
Instances of operators sitting on the scoop and riding like a sled have resulted in testicular defenestration or death, female operators have received nasty gashes or death.
These items are NOT cooking utensils, frying eggs, meats,
or other foodstuffs is prohibited.
Don’t talk about Obama that way!