That Osteen woman may or may not have invited trouble upon herself, but this Brown gold-digger has a point about the anxiety and hemorrhoids. Remember when the Philistines took the ark to Ashdod? 1 Samuel 5!
2914 techor {tekh-ore'} from an unused root meaning to burn; TWOT - 803a; n m pl AV - emerods 8; 8 1) tumours, haemorrhoids
Anxiety and hemorrhoids? Who knew? My grandmother always told me not to sit on cold cement! lol. I guess you learn something new (not necessarily useful) every day!
My mother also said not to read on the toilet.
More exercise and a high-fiber diet would help Ms. Brown with all her symptoms.