That’s funny coming from a guy with the screen name “OSHA”
From OSHA’s profile page, an explanation of his screen name:
“OSHA is was my Chow mix dog’s name. In 1992 I found him dumped in the woods near a shooting range that I used to frequent. It was very hot summer time and no water was to be found for miles around. I had a water cooler but nothing for him to drink out of so I used my hard hat. I said, “Thanks to OSHA, you have something to drink out of.” I took him home and cleaned him up and took him to the vet. They estimated him to be 1 to 2 years old. I had to put him down today. Rest in peace old fella. You were a good dog.
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