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DENVER BANS BUCKETS OF POOP AT DNC PROTESTS
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Posted on 08/05/2008 5:24:23 PM PDT by Gomez
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To: Gomez
To: Gomez
Colostomy bags are still OK . . .
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posted on
08/05/2008 5:37:12 PM PDT
by
BraveMan
To: Gomez
Good thing for the protesters they haven’t banned “headfuls” yet......
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posted on
08/05/2008 5:37:15 PM PDT
by
musicman
To: Gomez
How about getting some monkeys, feed them some food that helps in the defecation process and let the flinging of $h!t begin ! No buckets are needed, therefore, the ordinance is not violated.
Saw the "Speed Racer" movie, it was funny. They had to have the monkey fling some poo....
To: Gomez
So it's ok to carry buckets of poop the rest of the time? Downtown Denver must be quite odiferous.
To: Gomez
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.
I'd say the protesters have a constitution right to keep and bear feces.
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posted on
08/05/2008 5:39:10 PM PDT
by
Lonesome in Massachussets
(His Negritude has made his negritude the central theme of this campaign)
To: Lower55
"This reminds me of the old joke....”What’s the difference between a Democrat and a bucket of Poop?” A. the bucket
I beg to differ with your answer. A Democrap is a bucket of poop. Their body (or outer shell) is a bucket and looks like one and what they're filled with from mind to being is absolute poop.
Therefore a complete Democrat is a comple bucket of poop...bucket and all.
Conclusion: Denver Bans Liberal Democrats at DNC Protests. Interchangable with Buckets of Poop.
Just a thought, if all the liberal Democrats were dumped into a pit and covered with dirt, insert a pipe... wouldn't ther be enough un-natural gas to fuel several powerplants, many homes and businesses? What? An alternate energy source...I'm just sayin...
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posted on
08/05/2008 5:39:17 PM PDT
by
KriegerGeist
(Lifetime member of the "Christian-Radical-Right-Wing-Kook-Factor")
To: Gomez
I guess that limits Hillary and Obama from showing up.
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posted on
08/05/2008 5:39:55 PM PDT
by
CodeToad
To: ken21
when i first heard that several months ago i couldn’t believe that the city of denverWhen
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Denver
Here are the words with capitalization.
You may copy them and use them in the future.
I will not charge you for this service.
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posted on
08/05/2008 5:41:09 PM PDT
by
humblegunner
(I'm voting for McCain because he's white.)
To: Gomez
When poop is outlawed, only outlaws will have poop.
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posted on
08/05/2008 5:41:09 PM PDT
by
Momaw Nadon
("...with the ultimate goal of ending tyranny in our world.")
To: purpleraine
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posted on
08/05/2008 5:44:05 PM PDT
by
~Vor~
To: ~Vor~
You dropped something. LOL
To: Gomez
They didn’t bar ziplock baggies of poop though.
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posted on
08/05/2008 5:47:16 PM PDT
by
mass55th
To: rottndog
That they would even have to PROMISE not to hurl poop speaks volumes.
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posted on
08/05/2008 5:47:20 PM PDT
by
perez24
(Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap.)
To: Dog Gone
I’ve been building a supply since January in hopes of selling it to protestors.
Anybody wanna buy some poop from a wide variety of human and non-human species?
Cheap
Buckets and shipping are extra...but recommended.
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posted on
08/05/2008 5:48:35 PM PDT
by
perez24
(Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap.)
To: Gomez
Dump your buckets and poop in plastic market bags, avoid arrest!
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posted on
08/05/2008 5:49:40 PM PDT
by
dalereed
(both)
To: purpleraine
37
posted on
08/05/2008 5:50:26 PM PDT
by
~Vor~
To: Gomez
"Heeeidy-ho! Golly I sure wish I could be there in Denver!"
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posted on
08/05/2008 5:51:00 PM PDT
by
Future Snake Eater
(How 'bout a magic trick? I'm gonna make this pencil disappear...Ta-dah!)
To: Gomez
Let them have their buckets of feces but the second they throw the first bucket, the police should hose then down with 10 loaded cesspool and septic tank cleaning trucks.
Of course that would be like giving them a bath.
To: Gomez
What are they going to do with all those delegates they have banned?
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posted on
08/05/2008 5:52:32 PM PDT
by
mimaw
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