[Ghost of Philip Marlowe]

Who are the true racists?

How many people are voting for Hussein because he's black?

How many would be supporting him with this messianic cult following if he were white?

I'm not, not voting for him because he's black but because he's a dyed-in-the-wool communist.

But guess what. If people don't want to vote for him because he's black and their are racist bigots (like Whoopi Goldberg who railed against the “white man in the White House,” which is, I suppose, the PC and acceptable bigotry), they have that right. For a while. Until the commie gets in and pushes even more radically, anti-civil-liberties legislation than his predecessors in the Democrat party have pushed.

[HowlinglyMind-BendingAbsurdity]

Soon "liberal" will be considered code for "uppity." If someone criticizes Obama's plans to raise taxes, what they will really mean is that he looks too much like one of the Harlem Globetrotters. The racial Rorschach tests will get more interesting as time goes on.

If a white voter thinks he is too skinny, what they are really thinking is that he might try to slide down their chimney to rob their house. He needs to go back to the communication tricks he wrote about in Dreams of My Father, you know, "no sudden moves." The global socialism speech in Berlin was a little too shifty, too sudden, too flim-flam.

He needs to review some video footage of how Eddie Haskell used to talk to Mrs. Cleaver. He's already been wrestling with an Eddie Haskell Factor so the pointers may be useful. The more Obama gets too know his inner Eddie Haskell, the easier it will be to overcome some of his excesses and Dionysian exuberance.