[Gabz]

Thin is the new black.

I sure would like to know how I'm gonna 'splain that to our blue-eyed, blonde 10yo daughter? Heck, how am gonna 'splain that to my husband who thought he married a white woman?

[JRandomFreeper]

How am I gonna 'splain that to my dear friend, who is a bit thick, and the smartest, most beautiful woman I've ever spent time with.

Oh, and she's really black, unlike the Messiah wanna-be.