[Conspiracy Guy]

If you’ve ever seen Cool Hand Luke and remember the song “Plastic Jesus”. My rewrite will eventually add smoking eating and breathing

Obama

I’m ain’t scared of no Osama,
Long as I’ve got my own Obama,
Riding on the dashboard of my car.

He says he will save this nation,
All through proper tire inflation.
Add tune ups and I know he’ll take us far.

You sure need your own Obama,
Listen to his commie drama,
As he taxes all you make or save.

We don’t need domestic drilling,
All you need is to be willing,
Give up liberty and be his slave.

Go and get your own Obama,
He’s wiser than the Dalai Lama,
Leading us, to new hope and change.

If you don’t see his Marxist leaning,
Then your diaper must need cleaning.
As for me I’ll vote for John McCain.

[GOP_Lady]

Way too cool. Thanks! :-)

[Gabz]

SUPER!!!!!!!!!

[coolbreeze]

LOL...John Prine would be proud.