There are things you can do individually to help America with her energy shortfalls. You can, I know it sounds simplistic, you can check the air in your tires. Drive just under the speed limit. Polish your car to a high sheen to limit wind resistance. Drive naked to reduce weight. And vote these retards out of office, please, don’t wait another day. Vote these people out of office and let the adults straighten things out before it gets any worse.
“Drive naked to reduce weight”
Causes too many wrecks:
“Look at that hottie!”
“Holy crap, cover up you fershlugginer idiot!”