And this just in:
Gen. Muhammad Suleiman was assassinated by a deadly Martian Pork Replicating Death Ray!
Debka’s man on the inside of the Pork Replicating Death Ray Assembly line on Phobos confirmed that an Israeli interplanetary cruiser picked up the finished weapon at the Martian Weapons Export Centre on Deimos last week.
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