I’m calling for reparations. Did anyone even read him his rights?
Please allow me.
You have the right to splatter into numerous, unidentifiable globby parts.
If you give up this right, you have the right to have a grinning US Marine standing over you, saying “hey, he’s over here” as you breathe your last breath.
You have the right to have your DNA tested to determine that we got your sorry a$$.
You have the right to have to your picture taken and be on TV one more time, provided there’s enough left of you to display.
You betcha.
You have the right to be targeted with a laser-guided bomb. Should you give up this right you will be targeted with a GPS-guided bomb.
You have the right to have your attorney die with you.
You have the right to a funeral.
You have the right to be exploded. If you cannot afford your own explosives the U.S. Military will provide the explosives for you.
Do you understand these rights as I've explained them to you? Speak loundly, the whistle of the incoming ordnance is making it hard to understand you.
I'll do it!
Mr. al-Zawahiri,
You have the right to remain silent. Forever.
Anything you say...ain't gonna be much.
Thanks to five idiots on the SCOTUS, you would've had the right to have an attorney present. If you couldn't have afforded an attorney...never mind, you're dead.
Mr. Zawahiri - You have the right to a lingering, horribly agonizing death. You have the right to burn in hell. Anything you say should be limited to screams of brutally searing spasms of long, drawn out misery.