Tell me how it works. Educate me.I think you would learn a lot more if you actually did the experiments yourself.
•Lots of water.Remember to take lots of notes and pictures.
•Lots of dirt.
•Various sizes of small dead animals.
•A large box or area to run the experiment.
No, I described your explanation accurately, and you called it a strawman.
You can even look up this asinine theory on Creationwiki.
http://creationwiki.org/Flood_geology
The fact that it makes no sense appears to be irrelevant to you.