[Fichori]

“Tell me how it works. Educate me.”

I think you would learn a lot more if you actually did the experiments yourself.

You will need:

•Lots of water.
•Lots of dirt.
•Various sizes of small dead animals.
•A large box or area to run the experiment.

Remember to take lots of notes and pictures.
(google for more details.)

Let me know how it turns out!

[Dog Gone]

No, I described your explanation accurately, and you called it a strawman.

You can even look up this asinine theory on Creationwiki.

http://creationwiki.org/Flood_geology

The fact that it makes no sense appears to be irrelevant to you.