Lisa Druck has a pretty high priced slip-and-fall trial lawyer answering questions about her to the press.
http://www.weitzlux.com/robertjgordon/findalawyer/legalservice_86.html
I wonder who is paying his bills? And her bills?
Silky Pony and/or Lisa could simply submit a paternity test of baby Francis and rule out John as the father, then blow the National Enquirer out of the water and sue them for 50 million bucks in defamation, right?
Bingo! Which is why it is absolutely true.