Pay attention.
”Can we call you "goob" for short?”
Not for long.
”I mean, it's easier to pronounce than your freep handle. [how would one say it? yuh-house? yah-os? yowse?]”
I don’t know; I can barely spell it. YOUSE, I guess. Like LOUSE, only with a “Y” in place of the “L.”
”I'm only *semi*, myself, and don' talk too good, if you know what I mean...”
Sure. I, myself, can just barely string 3 or 4 words together on a good day.
Now thAT was funny!