I like Ann's movement and as an avid drinker of libations I am going to subscribe to it. Probably, the drunker the better. I swear though, who's running McCain's campaign, Bob Dole retreads?
The more conservative a person is, the more alcohol he or she will have to consume in order to achieve the desired state of "Values/Shmalues". This is not going to be easy but it might end up being fun.