That Michelle’s remarks that Barak’s mother was “very single” when Barak was born likely means that he wasn’t born Barak Obama was he born “Barry Dunham” or...? Likely too his father’s name wasn’t on the birth certificate.
Apparently The Kenyan relatives knew Stanley Ann as Anna Toot.
Anna Toot just happens to be the name of one of Stanley Ann’s g-g-g-grandmothers, apparently she was something of a family hero.
Stanley Ann was too young to get married in Hawai’i without parental permission.
Suppose Stanley Ann, like many college students even today, had a drinkin’ ID? If she got it in the name of her namesake, it would be the only ID she could show to the justice of the peace to prove to him she could get married without parental permission.
On paper, Barak Obama marries Anna Toot.
Now Barack Sr. splits and leaves Stanley Ann in the lurch. What ID does she show the hospital? She’s mad at Barack Sr. She doesn’t wan to even acknowledge his existence at that point.
Nor does she want too many questions about being underage and preggers. Out comes the Anna Toot drinkin’ ID again.
Could it be he wasn’t born Barak Hussein Obama, he was born something more like Mortimer Snerdly Toot????
Toot? Toot? Who could vote for Mortimer Toot?
Toot-toot-tootsie, don’t cry. Toot-toot-tootsie, goodbye...
Thanks for the mild headache while following your winding way and for the Tooting good time.
Anna Toot just happens to be the name of one of Stanley Ann’s g-g-g-grandmothers, apparently she was something of a family hero.
"Obama and his half-sister Maya Soetoro-Ng refer to [Madelyn] Dunham as "Toot" — short for "tutu," the Hawaiian word for grandparent." - Wikipedia
Since the Dunham's ancestors did not live in Hawaii, it seems unlikely that there was such a person as Anna Toot in their family tree.
Stanley Ann was too young to get married in Hawai’i without parental permission.
She was 18 years and nine months old when Barack Jr. was born.