LOL!
Exactly the phrase that popped into my head.
I was just out cutting the grass, its 97 out there and I was seating my arse off.
Some black guy comes riding up on a bicycle and wants to know if I have some change so he can buy potato chips.
He doesn’t ask if I have some work he can do. he just wants to interrupt my work to ask for a hand out.
I told him “Obama has some change”
Perhaps I mislead the lazy sap. ;)