IF ‘IT’S A WONDERFUL LIFE’ WERE MADE TODAY:
Background:
Instead of “It’s A Wonderful Life”, this modern day version is called “It’s A Wonderful EID-UL-FITR”
It is a holiday that takes place after Ramaden in the winter. Christmas cannot take place because it is Jesus’ birthday. Jesus insults the Muslims.
A large group of Muslims moved into town some years ago. Being friendly all- American citizens, the townspeople welcomed the Muslims.
At first, all was well. The friendly smiling Muslims were elected to the city council. Soon, even the mayor and most of the council was replaced by the friendly, smiling Muslims. The townspeople were anxious to show that they were ‘politically correct’. They even helped send several Muslims to the to higher office in the state.. Eventually, all the council were Muslims.
Then they built a huge Mosque.
It wasn’t long before they petitioned and got past council permission to broadcast prayers over loudspeakers throughout the town five times a day. The townspeople hated the noise but didn’t do anything about it because they didn’t want to appear racist or politically incorrect.
The orginal Muslims began to send for all their relatives. Now the population of this once all American town was overwhelmingly Muslim.
Islam began to be taught in the schools. Boys and girls classes were separated.
Children were sent home for wearing a cross on a chain, and children came home crying because the Muslim children harassed them and threw stones at them. Private prayer rooms and foot washing stations were built in many public places at great expense to the taxpayer.
The original businesses in the town suffered because the Muslims insisted that they had to have time off to pray five times a day. The one taxi driver refused to pick up townspeople whom they suspected of drinking.
Dogs in the town began to disappear and many were found dead and/or mutilated. The townspeople knew the Muslims did it, but by this time they were becoming afraid of the Muslims, so they said nothing.
Soon, there was no more pork products to be found for sale in the town. Still, the good townspeople said nothing.
Soon, female children began to be taunted in school for ‘immodest dress’, and most of them began to wear head scarves and long dresses just to keep from being harassed. Soon, women could not go into most sections of town because Muslim men taunted them and called them ‘hos.’. There were several attacks and molestations. Nothing was done about this because the Muslims were lawyered up by CAIR and ACLU, so the cases eventually dropped.
In fact, every time someone overcame his fear and tried to take a Muslim to court for some wrong he had done, the ACLU and CAIR stepped in to protect him. Soon, they just gave up.
A lot of the original townspeople moved away, and the remaining have congregated in one small section of town, afraid to go out much.
Christmas cannot be celebrated or even mentioned. Neither can Easter or any Jewish holiday, for this is an insult to Islam. The Jews of the town have long since fled due to harassment and threats.
So this is the synopsis of the modern day ‘It’s A Wonderful Life’:
The story centers around Ahmed, a typical young Muslim man with 4 wives and 18 children- who all live well on welfare, thanks to the good ‘ol U.S.A.
One day one of Ahmed’s wives got sick while Ahmed was away. Having no choice, she drove herself to the doctor. The doctor refused to treat her because in her pain and haste, she had forgotten her hajib, had dared to drive a car- and because she was female. (most of the professional and business people in the town had been replaced by Muslims) On her way out of the doctor’s office, she was pushed into an alley and she was set upon by 6 Muslim men and raped for driving, dressing immodestly and ‘asking for it’.
She could not find 4 men to witness that she was raped, so she was stoned to death. Allah smiled down and sent one of his ‘virgins’ to ring a bell to mark the glorious occasion.
Ahmed immediately got his other 3 wives together and beat them within an inch of their lives and told them never drive or go out without him. Being good Muslim wives, they cowered in the corner and obeyed.
During EID-UL-FITR all the Muslims held a big parade and beat themselves with leather straps until blood ran down their backs and they made cut marks on the children with knives until their blood ran and they made a sport of kicking the few dogs that were left in the town. They also got so fired up that they burnt all the Christian churches.
In the last festive scene, EID-UL-FITR ends with a big feast where most of the Muslims spent their government welfare checks on live animals and American flags (for burning). They painfully slaughted many many innocent animals by hanging them up screaming by their hind legs on the town square and slitting their throats to drain the blood so they would be “Halal”.
This was all met by much glee from the children who joined the adults shooting guns into the air, burning the American flags and screaming “ALLAH AKBAR” and DEATH TO AMERICA!!”
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