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I'm voting Democrat because…

I know that the guy with only 143 days experience

is the most qualified for the job.

I'm voting Democrat because…

I believe the government will do a better job

of spending the money I earn than I would..

I'm voting Democrat because…

I believe white people need to spend their time

at the back of the bus.

I'm voting Democrat because…

I believe three or four pointy headed elitist liberals

need to rewrite the Constitution every few days

to suit some fringe kooks who would NEVER

get their agendas past the voters.

I'm voting Democrat because…

I believe that paying $4.00 a gallon or more

is no reason to drill for the mountain of oil

we are sitting on in THIS country.

We wouldn't want to have to move a couple

of polar bears now would we?

I'm voting Democrat because…

when we pull out of Iraq , I trust that the bad

guys will stop what they're doing because

they now think we're good people.

I'm voting Democrat because…

I like it when planes fly into buildings full of

civilians.. I want to see more of that.

I'm voting Democrat because…

I don't want a stimulus check to spend.

Let the government spend it for me.

I'm voting Democrat because…

Freedom of speech is fine as long as

nobody is offended by it.

I'm voting Democrat because…

I love the fact that I can now marry whatever

I want. I'm going to marry my TV.

I'm voting Democrat because…

It's important that we keep all

death row inmates alive.

I'm voting Democrat because…

I don't want to eat poison food and drink

dirty water. We all know Republicans love

that stuff. Ever wonder why the most left

wing country in the World ( China ) is the

most polluted?

I'm voting Democrat because…

I believe that when the terrorists don't have

to hide from us over there and as a result come

over here I don't want to have any guns in

the house to fight them off with.

I'm voting Democrat because…

I believe that churches should only be

allowed for political speeches.

I'm voting Democrat because…

I believe that business should not be allowed

to make profits for themselves. They need to

break even and give the rest away to the employees.

I'm voting Democrat because…

I believe that I don't want Doctors who were

at the top of their classes to operate on me.

I want a government employee who makes

$50k a year and couldn't hack it as a contractor

or an engineer to do it.

I'm voting Democrat because…

I believe that people who can't tell us if it will

rain on Fri day CAN tell us that the polar ice caps

will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving

a Prius.

I'm voting Democrat because…

I REALLY believe there is no bias in the media.