[ChessExpert]

This is an excellent article on liberal Democratic hypocrisy and also on cherry picking the data to "prove" anthropogenic global warming. Please follow link to read the entire article.

[BenLurkin]

This is a glimpse of how the future ruling class will be set apart from the ordinary “citizens of the world” — if we ever let it come to that.

[rabscuttle385]

WTF! OMG?!! The Canucks grew some stones!

[ConservaTexan]

Al Gore, while holding the 2 of spades and the 9 of hearts, has gone ‘all in’ with his global warming hysteria. The public has an ace high straight, but no courage. It remains to be seen if the public will call his bluff or if fold to his relentlessness.

[Graybeard58]

Do as Al says, not as Al doesOn Thursday, former U. S. vice-president Al Gore delivered a major address

[marron]

Al’s got the cash to go carbon free now. He can broadcast his speeches, streaming them over the net. He can go 100% solar at his house. He can stop traveling, period, and have his groceries delivered by golf cart.

He wants me to do it, lets see him do it first.

[LOC1]

Methane gas has increased 150% in the atmosphere since the mid 1700’s. (During the same time period, carbon dioxide has increased only 30 %.) A gram of methane gas has more than 25 times as much greenhouse gas impact as a gram carbon dioxide. As many know, flatulence, “farts,” are composed almost entirely of methane gas.

Therefore, Al Gore has developed a new program to combat this obviously increasing peril to our planet, and make a little money for himself at the same time.

It is called Fat Al's Recycle Technology.

Everyone will be required to wear a “fart meter,” (Cost $75, available only from Al Gore) which will record and automatically transmit to a new government agency (the Federal Automatic Recording Technology Department) the occasion of each fart and the volume thereof.

For an additional fee of $4,500, interested parties can purchase a fart capture device (available only from Al Gore). This 25 pound device can be conveniently worn under the special clothing available also from Al Gore in attractive shades of brown.

When full, the interested consumer can present his fart capture device to Al Gore's recycling center, where for a fee of $0.10 per fart, the captured farts will be recycled into the US natural gas distribution system. Al Gore also will receive a modest fee of only $0.015 per fart for the energy content of the gas.

The interested consumer will also receive “fart credits” for the number of farts he recycles. These “fart credits” can be traded to other consumers, who elected not to purchase a fart capture device, through Al Gore's Fart Trading Exchange. Al Gore will extract only a small commission of $0.01 per fart for each trade.

All Consumers will be required to be “fart neutral” by a “Cap and Trade” regulation, administered by the new Federal Automatic Recording Technology Department.

Legislation is being developed as we speak, by the concerned Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi, and her erstwhile compatriot in the Senate, Harry Reid.

Get ahead of the mandated stampede to control this growing threat to our planet. Get you fart capture device now.

Simply contact Al Gore and follow his instructions.

[steelyourfaith]

 

Beam me to Planet Gore !

[ronnie raygun]

Who left the door open at the funny farm? Havent we had enough of this snakeoil salesmen!