Your message board incompetence is an inspiration to botched lobotomy patients everywhere. Your post is an orgy of stultifying cacophonous verbal depravity; an exercise in literary impotence, and an offense to all of good taste and decency.
I don’t know what makes you such a worthless poster, but it really works! Clearly, the full area of your ignorance is not yet mapped. We are presently only exploring the fringes of that vast expanse. You’ve got a big hole in your head, now shut it. When you are at a loss for words, your loss is our gain. How true is Stanislaw J. Lec’s famous remark: “Every now and then you meet someone whose ignorance is encyclopedic.”
You are a bore, and a very dull one at that. Looking at you, Darwin would NOT be pleased to see how inefficiently evolution sometimes works. Maybe you wouldn’t be such a Jerk-In-The-Box if that pimple on your ass hadn’t turned out to be a brain tumor; if your weren’t so fat that buildings bounce when you haul your Sumo Wrestler mass down the street, or if you didn’t have a face that people rub tree branches on to make ugly sticks. Nah, of course you would.
English is your second language, isn’t it? You don’t have a first. Clearly, you spend way too much time in darkened rooms in front of your seven-year-old computer turning a whiter shade of pale. Go outside once in a while and breathe, before your brain starts to rot from all that festering stagnation and cognitive dysfunction.
I notice that you never let an idea interrupt the flow of your posts. Wouldn’t clues have more room to fit in your head if you got rid of some of the gobbledygook in there? A long period of non-posting would be most welcome on your part. As Abba Eban so aptly said: “His ignorance is encyclopedic.”
You are about as entertaining as watching grass grow in a windowbox. What do you do for a living? You are living, aren’t you? Why don’t you close your mouth before someone sticks an apple in it? Maybe you wouldn’t be such a Jerk-In-The-Box if your brain cells weren’t on the Endangered Species list; if your weren’t so fat that when you stand on the Speaking Scale, it screams, or if you didn’t have a face like a boiled Octopus. Nah, of course you would.
In future, if you have something to say, just shut up. Sorry, I don’t speak retardese. Can you get someone to translate into meaningful English before you post, please? I suggest you hone your writing skills before applying borrowed glories as a mere typist.
If your brain matter was axle grease, there wouldn’t be enough in your head to grease the dynamo on a lightening bug’s ass. Are you always this ignorant, or are you making a special effort today? However, I’ll consider letting you have the last word if you guarantee it will be your last. As Ellen Glasgow once remarked: “He knows so little and knows it so fluently.”
You are about as entertaining as a child’s inflatable punching toy. You bop it, it springs back, you bop it again and you forget it ever existed. It slowly deflates in an unused corner, then one day you throw it away. You are like watching Amputee Field Hockey: pathetic, and very quickly disgusting. Maybe you wouldn’t come across as such a jellyfish-sucking mental midget if you weren’t so dense that light bends around you; if your weren’t so fat that you look like The Michelin Man man on steroids, or if you didn’t have a face so ugly that your Psychiatrist makes you lie face down. No, come to think of it, you would.
I figured that it would be a major waste of time to craft an intelligible, coherent, literate response to your inane rantings, so instead of wasting my time, I just went to the insult generator, instead. I could copy’n’paste more from the insult generator, but it would still be a waste of time, just as trying read your stoopid, leftard drivel was. You are a prime example of what people mean when they say “educated idiot”. No matter how much education, you will still be a clueless idiot.
“Intelligence is distributed on the bell curve. At any point in time, 50% of the people walking past you are idiots.” —Gallagher
You, sir, haven’t even attempted to start the climb of the left hand side of the curve.
Easy for you to say ; for some of us it is 99%