[jmc813]

[WakeUpAndVote]

[jmc813]

Pwned

[TigersEye]

You don’t really mean it.

[Shelayne]

Get to the point already!

[longtermmemmory]

This troll is trying to play on the greek word for “supreme court”

Areios Pagos

[tumblindice]

As I was checkigg out of de rabbit hole, uh uh uh, I heard a fait boice from Hotel Calif’nia, a cowebuhrigg soul, mumbehligg what soundid like “Free Republic.” I didn’t catch the, ERRRR, screen name of the, errr, cappibe free spirit; but de Rid Keen did. And, uh uh uh uh, you know, uh uh uh uh uh uh, “Off wid his gord;” dgust like Lewis Carroll said. So, dey are playigg strict by dat surrealistic scripp in deir “Deateh of de Absurd.”
Dis hypodetical is f’ the, ERRRR, sole sake of discusshun at Free Republic. It wishes no harm t’ anyone. It must habe been imaginid by odehs, duuhhhh, dough I haben’t seen anydigg like it. DOIHH!But somedigg similar must habe occurrid to many odehs. Uhhh....
Dis is not a wish, hope, uh uh uh, or dream, or anydigg like dat. It’s dgust t’ probe the, duh uhh, thoughts of dinkehs. And in the, errr, current state of political affairs, duuhhhh, it seems dat anydigg is dinkaggle, but de rite digg, GEEEHEEHEEE.Dehe seems t’ be a nashunal abehshun t’ de rite digg, coubled wid a natural inclinashun t’ the, uh, the wrong diggs – two of which are runnigg f’ Tyrant in Chief.

[Bean Counter]

[kanawa]

No

[PerConPat]

...you knew the answer from the start. In fact, you recognized the scenario at first mention of the word.

I'm afraid not...Alas, the "saliency" of this regrettable screed has failed miserably to make any sense . This rant is a remarkable study in hebetude, and ought to be used in remedial English classes as an outstanding example of how not to attempt written communication.

[McGruff]

Your topic isn't up to Free Republic standards so,

I'm going have to remove your posting privileges.

[Allegra]

[jmc813]

[nola61]

uhhhh....Dave’s not here, man.

[MEGoody]

Uh. . .what?

[count-your-change]

Is there a point to this post?

[MinuteGal]

If a chimp pounds away at a typewriter for a long enough time, he'll soon turn out a Shakespeare. Keep eating those bananas, Bonzo, and we'll wait for the Danielle Steel.

Leni

[STE=Q]

Welcome to Free Republic!

You might want to look up the word prolix.

Another good word is succinct.

You might want to adjust your writing to conform with the spirit of the later word rather than the former one.

STE=Q

[Cheburashka]

You, sir, are an idiot. And an incoherent rambling one as well.

In before the well-deserved ZOT

[rabscuttle385]