“The sun must be much dimmer on his planet. Thats why he has to wear sunglasses.”
Don’t know why, because there are people living on the sun too:
Who can tell us of the inhabitants of this little planet that shines of an evening, called the moon? When we view its face we may see what is termed the man in the moon, and what some philosophers declare are the shadows of mountains. But these sayings are very vague, and amount to nothing; and when you inquire about the inhabitants of that sphere you find that the most learned are as ignorant in regard to them as the most ignorant of their fellows. So it is with regard to the inhabitants of the sun. Do you think it is inhabited? I rather think it is. Do you think there is any life there? No question of it; it was not made in vain. (Journal of Discourses,Volume 13, Page 271, 1870)
Wow!. Those guys must have to wear welding goggles.