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To: Always Right
Before I was outed, Peter Wallsten of the LA Tmes (who was the guy who eventually figured it out) e-mailed me through FR asking about my background. I sent him this:
The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize; he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament... My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon... luge lessons... In the spring, we'd make meat helmets... When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds — pretty standard, really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Wilma ritualistically shaved my testicles — there really is nothing like a shorn scrotum — it's breathtaking... I suggest you try it.
I wonder if he was amused. I felt sort of like Larry the Cable Guy: I don't care who you are, that right there is funny. But it did not make it into any of the stories, at least that I can recall.

If the movie is based on Mapes' book, it will be a gigantic collection of lies and delusions.

38 posted on 07/22/2008 9:03:24 AM PDT by Buckhead
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To: Buckhead

If Mapes is willing to admit that the documents are forgeries (saying that they are fake but accurate in details discussed), WHO FORGED THEM? WHO CONNECTED THE FORGER TO THE DNC AND THE MEDIA?

There is a conspiracy afoot and it isn’t the one she rails about “shutting down” CBS’s phony story.


41 posted on 07/22/2008 9:06:38 AM PDT by weegee (Obama loves America like Bill loves Hillary.)
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To: Buckhead

Well, I was amused.
Perhaps the man could not get it because he is too high brow for Austin Powers....


43 posted on 07/22/2008 9:12:14 AM PDT by netmilsmom (I am Iron Mom. (but really made from Gold/ titanium alloy))
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To: Buckhead
But it did not make it into any of the stories, at least that I can recall.

LOL, that was funny. I am surprised the LA Times did not run with that. It probably fit their profile. The LA Times actually quoted one of my posts in a story, ironically it concerned you. I jokingly stated that I never saw Buckhead and Rove in the same room, and they took it as if I really believed Buckhead = Rove.

47 posted on 07/22/2008 9:40:10 AM PDT by Always Right (Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?)
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To: Buckhead

RFLOL! Excellent!


54 posted on 07/22/2008 10:36:33 AM PDT by Shelayne (Given the choice between the buffoon and the grumpy old man, I'll take the old man anyday!)
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