Somewhere, someone allegedly plants a tree. Undoubtedly a single, spindly sapling. This miraculous process allows the odiferous, thoroughly unaccomplished, greasy carcass of Al Gore to be transported, fully guilt-free, in air-conditioned, V8-powered SUV comfort.
Al Gore is a contradiction.
If I wasn't concerned about the possibility that these types of arrangement could potentially (in a fit of sanity) be declared fraudulent - and but for that fact that I prefer not to knowingly rip people, no matter how stupid, off - I'd set myself up for some easy cash too!
And to sucker the DNC - precious.