Posted on 07/21/2008 9:37:15 AM PDT by JulianaJohnson
Illinois should go to a military strongman form of government.
Instead of the pretense of representative democracy, we should submit to one of those charismatic, totalitarian dictators with the Captain Kangaroo get-up who makes people disappear.
After all, isn't that what the "Chicago 9" are doing?
The Chicago 9 are the nine Chicago Democrats who live within about five squares miles of one another and who control more than $70 billion worth of government and more than 125,000 public sector jobs in Illinois.
[The 9: Daley, Blagojevich, (Lisa) Madigan, White, Hynes, Giannoulias, Jones, (Mike) Madigan, Stroger]
It was reported last week that the Chicago 9 had made more than 6,000 private sector jobs in Illinois disappear between May and June. Only four states in the nation lost more jobs during that period.
The Chicago 9 have Illinois' unemployment rate at a robust 6.8%, nearly 25% higher than the national average (5.5%), and at its highest point since June 1993.
As with your old school despots, the Chicago 9 are not fond of dissent and so over the last decade they have created more than 727,000 Illinois refugees who have sought sanctuary for their families and their pocketbooks in other states.
As a result of this mass exodus, Illinois will lose at least one Congressional seat after the electoral remap in 2010.
I say, get rid of them all. Who needs a Congressional delegation when we could have a singular Daley or Madigan or Jones or Stroger do everyone's thinking and deciding for them?
The Chicago 9 have also been quick to recognize that an educated populace is a dangerous populace. Thanks to an effective two-pronged approach consisting of an adroitly engineered brain drain that has made Illinois the 45th ranked state in the nation in terms of attracting college graduates combined with urban school systems run like Stalinist agrarian co-ops, the Chicago 9 have gloriously created the obedient population on which they may feast with impunity.
Give away some state jobs and a few party posts to the useful idiots; buy off the congenitally compliant corporate class with contracts and prestige appointments; and, Presto! no more need for pesky elections.
We Illinoisans have demonstrated the necessary masochistic tendencies to embrace spirit-crushing tyranny.
The last piece to the utopian puzzle is the consolidation of power by the member of the Chicago 9 who possesses the strongest patronage army and the willingness to don the silliest hat--no Generalissimo is complete without their gold-leaf-laden headwear.
It's time to stop tinkering around with nine potentates and get serious about living our lives under the command control of the most worthy (worthy in a "might makes right" sense, of course) Chicago Democrat.
Let's do this.
Don’t look to the Illinois GOP to fix this. They are ingrained in the problem(s).
Worthy Chicago Democrat is an oxymoron. Dan Proft was a founding member of the Illinois Center Right Coalition, and he was a member of the ICRC steering committee. I’m surprised that he would write that article.
In June, I sent this letter to the editor of a few newspapers: “I heard Sen. Obama say that the 2008 elections should cause change, and I agree. We can change the government by electing more Republicans.
Democrats control the U.S. Senate, U.S. House, Illinois Senate, and Illinois House. If Illinois voters want to change the government, we’ll ensure that Republicans regain control of those four houses. If that happens, those politicians will decrease tax rates, decrease spending, defend us from terrorists and discourage illegal immigration.”
The letter was printed in the Chicago Tribune and the Daily Herald. I sent it to the Chicago Sun-Times, but they haven’t printed it.
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