What a Great Idea! This woman is a true visionary!
We should make sure they have good living conditions, too, so the school should be attached to an apartment complex.
To make sure they eat nutritious food without transfats, we’ll serve it up in the dining hall.
We should probably make sure they don’t reproduce, too, since they can’t even take care of themselves. Depo-Provera would be simplest, but suppose the records got misfiled, and we didn’t know when it ran out? Maybe straight-up sterilization is the answer.
To pay for it all, the residents can do chores for outside companies.
What should we call this great program?
Special
Living
Arrangements for
Very
Extraordinary
Residential
Youth.
Slavery... great one!