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To: mamelukesabre

Batteries are all bad.

I am in the test phase of the wind powered car I’ve designed. The biggest problem so far is that all bridges crossing the roads are too low. The 150’ pedestal and the 75’ diameter blades just don’t do well with the 16’ average bridge. It is also a little top heavy which makes curves very dangerous.

I called Al Gore about this and next week he will announce that we need to rebuild all bridges and raise all utility cables cross roads to 250’ in 5 years. And all roads will be in a straight line.

I am also developing a fart powered rocket to put Al Gore on the moon by 2010. Not because it’s easy but because it’s necessary.


15 posted on 07/19/2008 3:06:07 PM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (I voted Republican because no Conservatives were running.)
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To: Conspiracy Guy

Harry Reid sez, “Batteries make us sick”.


48 posted on 07/19/2008 5:59:25 PM PDT by headstamp 2 (Been here before)
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