[PhilDragoo]

Good Morning, Afghanistan! You're the first of our fifty-seven-state tour! Before I sing the Muslim call to prayer, the sweetest sound on earth, let me tell you I've already lined up support from Iran, Syria, North Korea, Cuba, Venezuela, Libya, Hamas, Louie Farrakhan of Nation of Islam, Bill Ayers who bombed the Pentagon (eat your hearts out, commissioned officers--you can't do that) and we hope to meet with Osama--did I say 'Osama'--that's right, Osama bin Laden to make the full enchilada. Let me remind you I'll slash our military--your military--so bad it'll make the Clintons' 40% look puny by comparison. Okay, now, here goes with that call to prayer--join in, ev'rybody on the final chorus--

[Ernest_at_the_Beach]

Excellent!

[devolve]

[Marine_Uncle]

But people want change. Frigin idiots are, well... frigin idiots. As long as we have a brain dead voting base in this country, clowns such as this will run for office.