I get the sinking feeling that somehow, with the release of this study, AlGore “The Inventor of the Internet” has made another squillion dollars of ill-gotten gains.
Perhaps some strategically-placed signs on the ocean floor, “Beware of Falling Icebergs” or some such thing, could help our hapless sea-spiders and other greeblies from being bonked on the head needlessly? Surely this is an urgent Health and Safety issue!
I am looking for investors to join my new enterprise, it is an Ice Berg Offset company. What we do is enlist people to freeze a certain amount of water for the people who buy Ice Berg Credits. The more you buy the more water is frozen. Then we load in on refrigerated airplanes and fly it to the Artic and Antarctic and dump it. This will offset the ice being lost from Global warming. Are you in? (of course no one actually freezes any ice, we just say that and as for dumping it, come on are you that gullible?).
I would say this is on par with Al Gores Carbon Offsets and may even outdo him, of course he will probably demand a piece of the action.