[maineman]

That jerk! Obermann is a real scumbag. He hates America and all that she stands for. One of his MANY problems is that he is a closest queen. A friend of mine was at a media event and ran into him, he said it was like talking to Richard Simmons.

[detective]

The fact that Obermann is a closet queen probably helps his career, he gives oral sex to the network executives.