[11Bush]

This is probably an unpopular opinion, shouldn't be on a 'conservative' forum, but probably is.

Do your jury duty!

Of course, none that herald their ability to skirt their duty would ever complain about 'stupid jury decisions' would they?

[WayneS]

I tried to do my duty.

I carried a copy of the Constitution, I answered their questions honestly, and they sent me home.

[Gorzaloon]

This is probably an unpopular opinion, shouldn't be on a 'conservative' forum, but probably is.

Do your jury duty!

I squawked to a lawyer friend that I wanted some suggestions as to how to avoid jury duty.

He took a chainsaw to my tail, basically.

"People like you, who can read, but avoid jury duty, are the reason we got the OJ Verdict!!! Do you think we like dumpster-diving for stupid jurors?".

Woo.

[I Drive Too Fast]

One of the cases that I didn't get picked was for a guy that was accused of beating up his girlfriend. Actually I would have licked being on that one, but could have got kicked off of it really easy by telling this true story:

When I was in the military stationed in Montana my coworker was being beat upon by her husband. For her birthday, we got her a baseball bat at let the POS husband know that if he ever hit her again, he would be on the receiving end.

The cases I would like would be drunk drivers and civil cases especially the frivolous ones.