Just wear an NRA Life member tie.
You’ll be out the door quicker than spit.
The last time I was called I openly carried a copy of the U.S. Constitution with me.
I was one of the first people sent home every day.
1. Ask the Judge to explain the concept of Jury Nullification.
2. Ask the Judge why there isn’t an official American Flag in the courtroom. (Most courtroom have an Admiralty flag with gold fringe. This is not an official US flag.)
You’ll be out the door quicker than spit.
Take an Ann Coulter book and have it with her picture facing up will get you out in a hurry too. ☺
You’ll be out the door quicker than spit.
It DIDN'T WORK! And neither did the Life Member Pin. I thought I'd be home free. :-)
As it turned out, they deliberatley chose jurors from the farthest parts of the county...they WANTED PO'd jurors-And we WERE.
Turned out to be a trial for a repeat offender drug dealer. He was giving the Jury "Attitude" looks. Very discretely, a blue-haired old lady locked gazes with him and drew her finger across her throat. He turned pale. After reflection he pled down, and we all went home.
Actually it was an interesting experience, and the judge was great in the After-trial address to us. When the judge said the perp was going to State Prison, one of the jurors remarked, "They'll be playing the Bridal March there tonight", the Judge struggled valiantly not to laugh.
Didn’t work for me and I was on the trial for a month! Two weeks of paid JD and managed to squeeze in 40 hours a week of work the other two...