My dad was once called in for jury duty in front of a judge who liked to ask stupid questions. Her question that day to the jury pool was “have you or a member of your family ever been arrested.” When my father answered yes she asked him to extrapolate. He said “Do you mean just me or my entire family? Just arrested, or actually charged and convicted? Every member of my family? Every time they were arrested?” The judge was about to get into it with him when the prosecutor said they didn't need him and let him go. Their mistake! My dad's judicial philosophy is from the movie “Hang Em’ High!” and he is somewhere to the right of Attila the Hun.
Lol! That is sweet!