“Got himself fired from a 90K a year (guessing) job over a lousy cup of coffee.”
After reading the thread, I think the following numbers are about right.
6 coffees/day * 5 days per work week = 30 coffees/wk
30 coffees/wk * 50 work weeks a year = 1,500 coffees/year x 2 years = 3,000 coffees over the time discussed.
3,000 x $3 (assumption) = $9,000 theft.
You are absolutely right. He should be indicted, arrested and put on trial.
THEN we can laugh at him!