In a way this shows how great Starbucks coffee is. The cop so loved it he risked his job to drink it many times a day. Too bad he didn’t want to pay for it and was abusive when it was no longer gratis.
We have a diner chain here in Milwaukee that often lets cops have free coffee. Considering the dangerous neighborhoods many are located in, having cops stop by is a good idea.
Please No Squeeza Da Banana
Please no squeeza da banana
When you squeeza the plum
Ah you put em on the bum
You toucha this you toucha that
You toucha everything
You pusha this you pusha that
Then ya bada bing
Please no squeeza da banana
If you squeeze ah officer please
Ah Squeeza the coconut
Oh please no squeeza da banana
Because when you do that
The banana you make em flat
Please no squeeza da banana