“Bears use the pipelines like a highway - because the pipes are warm on their tootsies - and the caribou herds have increased due to them giving birth under the pipes for the warmth and the green strip of grass.”
There’s gotta be something very WRONG and UNNATURAL about that.
I’m not sure what...but if I try real hard to think like a liberal, I’ll find something.
“Bears use the pipelines like a highway...”
If it is winter, why aren’t these bears hibernating? Could this picture have been photoshopped?