Posted on 07/16/2008 7:09:20 PM PDT by AmericanMade1776
Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
Brown paper packages tied up with strings
These are the promises Obama brings
Cream colored ponies and crisp apple streudels
Doorbells and sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles
Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings
These are the promises Obama brings
Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
Silver white winters that melt into springs
These are the promises Obama brings
When the tax hits
When the cost stings
When I'm feeling sad
I simply remember what Obama brings
And then I don't feel so bad
I don’t know why, but when I see Obama’s face, I want to call him Simple Simon? Wonder Why?
Hey BO!
The ONLY country you can make nuke free is ours.
No other country’s leaders are as stupid as you!
and frolics in the autumn mist of a land called "you pay me"
...and I wanna be Robin Masters.
But I do know that I love you
And I know that if you love me too
What a wonderful world this would be ... Vote for Me!
Now I just have craving for some pastry...
Obama wants you to have all the pastry you want to eat, without gaining wait, he wants that for you
Dear Obama,
For Obama-mas I want world peace, lots of love, no more hate, an end to racism, more understanding of our muzzl’ems, lots of friends, several million dollars, a 96” flat screen TV, my own communications satellite, a red Mercedes convertible for my daughter, an oil rig for my oldest son, a 200-acre farm for my youngest, a Kentucky Derby race horse for my wife, a flying carpet that only responds to German commands, my own island in each of the major oceans, perfect weather, no more hurricanes or tornadoes, no earthquakes, no famine, no poverty, no disease, free health care, a higher approval rating than 1 (how about 3%?) for Nancy Pelosi, I want the dalai lama’s head examined, along with Barack Obama’s. If I can’t have all of these, I understand. Uh, forget the Nancy Pelosi deal, since that is a tough one.
Signed,
RWA
P.S. - Should I leave you milk and cookies or would a fine assortment of weed, crank, and blow be better?
You want to be a fictional character on TV..Consider it done..Obama wants that for you, Obama deals in Fiction..fantasy.
I want a porkchop tree.
Dear Obama , I want what Right Wing Assault wants, would you please put that on my list for Obama-mas , and... I think I would rather have a Ferrari , with a gas card. And Instead of a Kentucky Derby Horse, I want a Kentucky Derby Horse winner for my Daughter, and as for Pelosi, can you just make her vaporize?
Signed..Am1776
It’s a lot more likely that i’ll end up living the lifestyle of that fictional character, than we’ll ever see Baracks wishful thinking, become a reality.
Pokechop...
Bill Ayers?
Tony Rezko?
As a bonus, it’ll drive the muzzies nuts trying to figure out if pork chops from a tree are halal.
Well that is the whole point of this thread , Obama just says that he is going to do stuff, that he can not actually accomplish. You have a better chance of getting struck my lightening, than Obama getting rid of any nukes. Obama... just says stuff...that means nothing.
Could it be because he's an airhead post turtle?
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