Driving through central Illinois on a business trip, my wife could not believe what she was hearing on right-wing radio talk shows:"Do you know what they're saying about Muslims on the station I'm listening to now?" she asked. "Basically, that we're a bunch of fundamentalists intent on suffocating people of other religions, and the only way to stop us is to get us all to convert to Christianity."
Hate to break it to you Eboo, but the probability is that your wife is a liar. You do have your share of fundamentalists amongst you though, your condemnation of them is noted. As is your sensitivity to cartoons.