[Diogenesis]

Its not terrorists lighting fires, its helium balloons. check

Its not terrorists putting fecal Salmonella on America’s food supply, its tomatoes gone bad, then jalapenos. check

Its not terrorists sneaking over the border, its just future voters. check

[Misterioso]

Its not terrorists lighting fires, its helium balloons.

Is there any evidence that the wildfires in California are arson? Or are you just a little too clever?