Ted Nugent: Bambi rights vs. BBQ; what kind of candidate are you?

The Waco Tribune-Herald ^ | Sunday, July 13, 2008 | Ted Nugent

[LA Woman3]

I have a few questions for those running for president and expect some answers.

After all, the winner will be my employee, serving "we the people," pledging an oath to the U.S. Constitution.

* America is $9 trillion in debt. Does this concern you, and if it does, what would you specifically do to work toward eliminating this debt and shave the flagrant waste and corruption of out-of-control bureaucracies?

* Do you think too many Americans receive a paycheck, one way or another, from the government?

* Do you believe the average American is taxed too much, not enough or just about right?

n Name three specific agencies or departments of the federal government you believe could either be drastically reduced or eliminated.

Now name five more.

* Should people who obviously don't care about their health, based on irresponsible lifestyle choices, be included in a nationalized health care program?

* Approval ratings show that Americans are disgusted with politicians. That means you, regardless of political party. Why do you believe this is? What are you going to do about it?

* If "None of the above" were listed on the ballot for president, do you believe "None of the above" would win? Do you know why?

[Mr. K]

I hope McLame picks the Nuge as VP

[madinmadtown]

Thanks for the link. Great questions.

[lormand]

No, I want the Nuge as my next Texas Senator when Kay Bailey Hutchison retires.

[Ouderkirk]

I thought “the Nuge” lived in Northern Michigan.

Must have gotten so bad there that even he couldn’t stand it anymore.

[taildragger]

No we need Nuge as Press Secretary just once to see what he would do to Hellen Thomas.....

To "Snowman", R.I.P. Freeper Friend, job well done you will be missed.

[lormand]

He used to until, perhaps 10 years ago when he moved to Central Texas near Waco. I read last week that he had moved to several places near Crawford and Waco Texas, but is settling back to a ranch deeper into Central Texas.

I'm not too far from where he is. I met his wife once in Crawford, asked if the Nuge needed someone to jam with, but when I answered back to her that I played guitar, it kind of doomed my fate, assuming I ever had any.

[laotzu]

* If you came home and saw a stranger eating your food at your kitchen table, would you call the police and have the individual arrested for illegally entering your home?

[autumnraine]

It did, now he lives up the road from President Bush’s ranch.