[E. Cartman]

Two words: Pyrrhic victory :(

Best analysis so far this season. Even if MacCain does win, Teddy Kennedy and his friends will have him by his shriveled ball sack his entire single term in office.

[mewzilla]

Both candidates are ready and willing to flush this nation's sovereignty down the toilet.

And if we lose our sovereignty, all the rest of it ain't gonna matter.