[rickmichaels]

Teachers have been trained to be wary of storybooks in which characters put themselves at risk – and to respond by offering safety messages.

"Now children, we all know how foolish George Washington was when he crossed the Delaware without wearing his lifejacket, don't we?"

[tbw2]

How is this one?
Now, children, you know how dangerous those guns they used in the American Revolution were, don’t you? And that is exactly why we don’t have guns any more. Now turn off your lap tops and pay homage to St. Gore and the Great Changer Obama.