Posted on 07/11/2008 2:21:49 PM PDT by 50cal Smokepole
The best platform would be an oil platform!
Start Drilling!
“RNC to Solicit Online Suggestions for Party Platform”
Shrink it to a “Top 10 List” and require all elected Repubs at least at the nat’l level to sign a form declaring their unwavering support for it. Refusal to sign is equal to withdrawal from the party.
The first items should be;
A. Borders, Language, Culture;
1. IF YOU ENTER THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA ILLEGALLY OR OVERSTAY YOUR VISA, YOU WILL NEVER BE ELIGIBLE TO BECOME A CITIZEN OF THE US. NO EXCEPTIONS.
2. IF YOU HIRE SOMEONE WHO IS ILLEGAL, YOU AND / OR YOUR BUSINESS WILL BE FINED $50,000.00 PER EMPLOYEE. “STRICT LIABILITY” WILL BE THE LEGAL STANDARD.
3. THE POLICY OF “ANCHOR BABIES” IS NO LONGER THE LAW. YOU ARE ONLY ELIGIBLE TO BE A CITIZEN OF THE UNITED STATES IF YOU ARE BORN “OF” A CITIZEN OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.
4. “SANCTUARY CITIES AND / OR STATES” WILL RECEIVE NO FEDERAL TAX DOLLAR REVENUE SHARING OR MATCHING. FEDERAL HIGHWAY SPEED LIMIT STANDARDS WILL BE THE TEMPLATE.
5. “SANCTUARY HOUSES OF WORSHIP”, IN DIRECT VIOLATION OF US LAW, WILL LOSE THEIR TAX EXEMPT STATUS.
6. FINANCIAL INSTITUTIONS, DOING BUSINESS IN THE UNITED STATES, WILL BE PROHIBITED FROM OFFERING AND PROVIDING ANY INCENTIVE PROGRAM(S), ANY DISCOUNT LOAN(S), SUBSIDIZED CHECKING AND / OR SAVINGS ACCOUNT(S) OR ANY “SPECIAL” OFFER(S) TO ANYONE IN THIS COUNTRY ILLEGALLY.
7. PUBLIC EDUCATION, MEDICAL AND DENTAL SERVICES, HOUSING, SOCIAL SERVICES, FOOD STAMPS, SOCIAL SECURITY, MEDICARE, SSDI AND ANY OTHER US GOVERNMENT PROGRAM WILL BE FOR THE BENEFIT OF LEGAL RESIDENTS OF THE UNITED STATES ONLY.
8. ANY PERSON(S), CHARITABLE ORGANIZATION(S), OR BUSINESS ENTITY THAT HARBORS ANY ILLEGAL ALIEN(S) WILL BE AUTOMATICALLY BE CHARGED WITH A FEDERAL OFFENSE AND LOSE THEIR CITIZENSHIP.
9. GUEST WORKER VISAS WILL BE ISSUED ON A 5 YEAR TRAILING AVERAGE OF THE AGGREAGATE NUMBER OF VISAS ISSUED WITH ADJUSTMENTS FOR PROJECTED GDP GROWTH AND / OR CONTRACTION.
10. ENGLISH WILL BE THE ONLY LANGUAGE USED IN THE PUBLIC WORKPLACE, PUBLIC EDUCATION, FEDERAL GOVERNMENT OFFICES AND FACILITIES, HOSPITALS AND RELATED MEDICAL FACILITIES AND THE FEDERAL COURT SYSTEM. ALL VOTING FOR FEDERAL OFFICES WILL BE DONE IN ENGLISH ONLY.
B. Support alternative fuels, in the meantime...Drill Here, Drill Now, Save America.
C. National Security
D. Abortion; Except for very few exceptions, outlaw it.
I am open to other suggestions to flesh this out.
Ah, a Jerry Doyle fan I see....
At this late stage of the game who could be foolish enough to believe anything the RNC said? They’re only trolling desperately for votes.
I really enjoy his show.
LOL! It was his show that sparked this thread!
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RNC to Solicit Online Suggestions for Party Platform
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Dear RNC “strategerists”
Hang at the URL below and you’ll get the best consulting advice possible about
1. what the RNC should do
2. what the RNC should NOT do
Please notice that immigration is NOT a topic for discussion. That shhould tell you how serious they are.
How about a ban on Dihydrogen Monoxide? :-)
Dump McCain and restart the nomination process.
Chuin?
They are out of power because they ignored their own platform; fiscal irresponsibility, illegal amnesty, spinelessness; why do they think anyone will believe them now?
It is obvious that the Dims are deliberately trying to the destroy the middle class with their energy policy. Yet, the Repubes continue to act like simpering sots, when they could be loudly and relentlessly hammering them.
What do the Dems have on them? Are they all corrupt to the core?
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CUT. GOVERNMENT.
“what is your probrem?”
They should post it here for a few days...
My Idea of Comprehensive Immigration Reform:
1. Illegal aliens are to be detained upon detection and deported within twenty-four hours.
2. Any citizen knowingly employing, sheltering, concealing, or otherwise assisting (other than emergency medical care) an illegal alien shall suffer forfeiture of all property, real and personal, all assets, businesses, business licenses, and any other thing except his/her physical freedom and two changes of clothing; after which he/she may seek employment and start over.
3. Any non-citizen legally resident, acting as described in para 2 above, shall suffer the same penalty and be deported to his/her country of origin within 48 hours.
4. Any public official, in any branch of government, at any level, who under color of clemency, legal discretion, or other official privilege, shall obstruct, alter, or modify the swift application and extent of paras 1-3 above to any degree soever, shall suffer the same penalty and be summarily removed from office.
(That’s to keep judges from saying “ooooo, that’s too harsh” and governors etc. from handing out pardons to business-owner buddies.)
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