LOL! It’s no problem. I apparently suck at titles, too. ;-)
My friend and I were cracking up all afternoon thinking of them. Most are very unlady-like. The least “blue” one is, “My Butterfly Thinks You Are A Jerk, Too.”
Three of the five people asked me if the whole thing was true and two of them asked if she had a crush on me!
LOL!
How about "The Shrinking Butterfly" or "Stop Staring At My Butterfly, Crazy Lady!"
See, this isn't my strongsuit :)