LOL! I know ... all these years I've wasted when I could have been reading about conspiracy theories. I'll never catch up now :(
Disappointment
;)
This thread is like a Cliff's Notes of conspiracy theories. Make them up as you go. No one will know the difference. Throw in some stuff about Skull and Bones, The Bildeberger's*, and chemtrails and you'll be a pro.
*which I was shocked to learn is NOT the place in the mall where you can make your own cute teddy bear or Fuddrucker's!