An arch conservative who drinks Coors Light? Is your daughter single?
Not only is she single, she is a hard-core capitalist. No candy for my kids on Easter. They slug it out for cash filled Easter Eggs. And there is no Title IX in our house. The daughter must use her brain to out perform her brothers speed and strength. These are both determined competitors and will no doubt perform admirably in November when they lead our team to victory with their enthusiastic willingness to Get Drunk and Vote for McCain.