[Berlin_Freeper]

People who see racism in a child saying “yuck” are racist.

They see race in everything.

[Alia]

From birth on forward, I've been eating nori (dried seaweed). So, enter the US and my Canadian relatives come down for a visit. My family takes them to the very best Chinese Restaurant in San Francisco. And there's some nori. My very proper English relatives blanche at the sight of it. The eldest daughter whispers to me that she'd read where the stuff is dried on the beaches and kids with runny noses run all over the nori.

My dad gives my brothers and I the steel-eyes.

He asks the maitre d' to remove the nori from the table.

Turns out, they'd seen some photo in National Geographic, and the caption had led them astray.

Who'd a figured?

[ViLaLuz]

“They see race in everything.”

Baby has brown poo in his diaper? Racist.