Did somebody mention beer...? : )
I once saw the contest a few months ago summed up this way.
One candidate is a laywer, whose wife is a bitch, and a lawyer.
The other candidate is lawyer, and a bitch, whose husband is a lawyer.
The third is a war hero, whose wife owns a beer distributorship.
Any questions?
Did somebody mention beer...? : )
The real punch line is: And they call this a contest?
Funny!!