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To: george76
Who would have thought Alaska and New Jersey would have something in common.

The only difference is that our state government is going to wait until they're scooping kids out of carriages before they implement a rational bear management policy.

Right now, hunting is forbidden and the government wants to focus on birth control, but according to the state biologists, they're having trouble teaching the bears to put the condoms on.

8 posted on 07/06/2008 12:18:18 PM PDT by tcostell (MOLON LABE - http://freenj.blogspot.com - RadioFree NJ)
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To: tcostell
The only difference is that our state government is going to wait until they're scooping kids out of carriages before they implement a rational bear management policy.

The policy will change only when the child of someone politically connected is turned into an hors d'oeuvre by a bear.

10 posted on 07/06/2008 12:25:03 PM PDT by 6SJ7
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